artbymoga:

krimsons:

worthless

But really

(via majesticlawnchair)

Tags: gpoy

tastefullyoffensive:

[steppinraz0r]

dikubutto:

blackturtleneckcat:

it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog

It’s actually more polite because then they don’t miss out on a dog

(via majesticlawnchair)

namenloses-gespenst:

pastel-gizibe:

congenitalprogramming:

pastel-gizibe:

daddynoooo:

myshipshavecannons:

potato-baked:

Girl code

and tilt your head to the side  

Smirk a little

Look him in the eye, look at his junk, and giggle.

Don’t giggle. Men like giggling.A lot of women resort to giggling while attempting to insult a man out of instinct.Don’t.If a man is trying to creep you out and you want to hurt him, fuck off with the giggle. No need to soften the blow. No need to make it cute. If you want to laugh, laugh. Laugh a big, rude, viking’s laugh.

HAR HAR HAR HAR CREEPY FUCKING MAN

“*viking laughter* YOU CALL THAT VIENNA SAUSAGE A DICK?” Always seems to damage egos and discourage pricks

namenloses-gespenst:

pastel-gizibe:

congenitalprogramming:

pastel-gizibe:

daddynoooo:

myshipshavecannons:

potato-baked:

Girl code

and tilt your head to the side  

Smirk a little

Look him in the eye, look at his junk, and giggle.

Don’t giggle. Men like giggling.

A lot of women resort to giggling while attempting to insult a man out of instinct.

Don’t.

If a man is trying to creep you out and you want to hurt him, fuck off with the giggle. No need to soften the blow. No need to make it cute. If you want to laugh, laugh. Laugh a big, rude, viking’s laugh.

HAR HAR HAR HAR CREEPY FUCKING MAN

*viking laughter* YOU CALL THAT VIENNA SAUSAGE A DICK?” Always seems to damage egos and discourage pricks

(Source: cracksters, via majesticlawnchair)

Drinking and Crossing: The Rise of Hugger (x)

(Source: immortalhdpkc, via majesticlawnchair)

tastefullyoffensive:

[electronicusproducktions]
asian:

is that fried chicken

asian:

is that fried chicken

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via majesticlawnchair)

nue:

life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit

(Source: nuemoved, via majesticlawnchair)

  • nOTP: *holding hands*
  • me: isn't friendship just beautiful
  • OTP: *accidentally bumps into each other*
  • me: ...ohhHHMYYYY DID YOU SEE THAT DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT ITS GETTING PHYSICAL HERE WHEW ITS CANON ITS OFFICIALLY CANON THEY ARE MARRIED AND POSSIBLY PREGNANT

furcadia:

"Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzaria! A place of joy during the day… Thank goodness you are here during the day!!"

A Five Night’s at Freddy’s Dream on Furcadia!

Dream URL: furc://freddyfazbearspizzeria

storybrooke:

I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.

binart:

TODAY ON, “I DIDN’T REALIZE I WAS INTO THAT.”

image

(via bambi-syndrome)

A response to a YouTube video

bambi-syndrome:

circusgirlie:

bambi-syndrome:

callmedardelion:

Oh look it’s a hamster eating a burrito. It’s so cute. I typically don’t like hamsters on account of them being vermin. But this one’s cute.

How are hamsters vermin ):?

We have absolutely nothing against hamsters, we actually love hamsters. Dardelion just says silly things and we feel the need to share them with the internet.

Oh okay ;w;

alittlefalloffandom:

"Musicals don’t get enough credit for being so surreal. It’s like an alternate universe."

Part 1/?

(Source: mariuspontmerspooky, via professortennant)